Is This Reality?
Kelly: You have a hard time making commitments.
Ron: What do mean? I made a commitment to the military.
Kelly: Yeah, but you got out of that.
Ron: How'd I "get out of that?"
Kelly: You were a POW.
I don't watch much reality TV. Any really, I guess. But I like this show, though I'm not sure why.
But the above exchange just made me boggle. I'm not an advocate of violence (not an opponent either), but I honestly cannot believe the guy didn't punch her right in the mouth. I'm pretty sure that I would have. Of course, Gal's response was much less kind towards her than mine. I love that about her. =)
I'm pretty sure that the above has to qualify as one of the top 3 Dumbest Exchanges I've Ever Heard. Yay ignorance!
And thusly... here is the Top 3 List! In no particular order:
1. the Above.
2.
Employee: I don't understand why I'm late for work! I leave at the same time every day!
Me: Why not leave 10 minutes earlier?
Employee: Wow, that might work!
3.
Cop: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for your registration being expired, and another one 'cause it's not signed.
Me: Um... what?
Cop: Two tickets.
Me: One because my registration is invalid.
Cop: Yes.
Me: And the other, because my invalid registration isn't signed?
Cop: Yes.
Me: Just checking.
Ron: What do mean? I made a commitment to the military.
Kelly: Yeah, but you got out of that.
Ron: How'd I "get out of that?"
Kelly: You were a POW.
I don't watch much reality TV. Any really, I guess. But I like this show, though I'm not sure why.
But the above exchange just made me boggle. I'm not an advocate of violence (not an opponent either), but I honestly cannot believe the guy didn't punch her right in the mouth. I'm pretty sure that I would have. Of course, Gal's response was much less kind towards her than mine. I love that about her. =)
I'm pretty sure that the above has to qualify as one of the top 3 Dumbest Exchanges I've Ever Heard. Yay ignorance!
And thusly... here is the Top 3 List! In no particular order:
1. the Above.
2.
Employee: I don't understand why I'm late for work! I leave at the same time every day!
Me: Why not leave 10 minutes earlier?
Employee: Wow, that might work!
3.
Cop: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for your registration being expired, and another one 'cause it's not signed.
Me: Um... what?
Cop: Two tickets.
Me: One because my registration is invalid.
Cop: Yes.
Me: And the other, because my invalid registration isn't signed?
Cop: Yes.
Me: Just checking.
posted by Surly Canuck at 4:35 p.m.
3 Comments:
she said _that_ to a pow?
mare hits head repeatedly on desk to try erasing that thought from her head. how fucking stupid can you be?
Well he's with her... That should give you an idea... They are not my favourite team... actually none of them are my favourite.. I like the gay couple that got eliminated a few weeks ago.
I too was boggled by that exchange... But at least they won the travelocity prize.. I'd gladly take $20,000 to plan my next trip :)
I don't really have a favourite team... though Joyce is to be admired for doing away with that mass of hair she had.
Mare - She's a former beauty queen... what do you expect?
Jenn - If I were he, I'd be taking that 20k to get away from her. Or I'd give her the 20k to get away from me.
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