New Career 2
Jeopardy Host
Pros:
Opportunity to kick Ken Jennings in the teeth
Steady work, only 2 days a week
Opportunity to learn mostly useless information
Comped suits
Decent pay
No actual knowledge required
Cons:
Likely to be a pre-school tournament soon
Random asses on the street expecting you to be smart
Ken Jennings
Probably don't get a cut of each players winnings
Inane chit chat after the first commercial break
Occasionally terrible category names
Pros:
Opportunity to kick Ken Jennings in the teeth
Steady work, only 2 days a week
Opportunity to learn mostly useless information
Comped suits
Decent pay
No actual knowledge required
Cons:
Likely to be a pre-school tournament soon
Random asses on the street expecting you to be smart
Ken Jennings
Probably don't get a cut of each players winnings
Inane chit chat after the first commercial break
Occasionally terrible category names
posted by Surly Canuck at 9:29 a.m.
3 Comments:
Yay!
THANK YOU.
:)
Next career: Boxer. May or may not be happy-go-lucky. :)
Chris... email me why that sounds familiar. I get a faint sense of amusement from it, but really can't recall why... I'm thinking improv class or something...
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