Super-Fantastic!
Step right this way folks, right this way! Today you will be astounded and amazed, amazed I tell you!
Today we're going to wander over and take a gander at the world's first Snarky-go-round™! Don't get too close Miss! You wouldn't want to accidentally be pelted with Sarcasm! It's tough to get out of fabric I hear.
If you look closely, you can see Sarcasm riding just behind Irony, Wit, and way at the back, sort of off by himself is Pun.
Coming around now we have Surly, Insulticus, his sister Disparagement, and cousins Belittlement and Put-down. Also we have Pejorative and Snidely.
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, the Snarky-go-round™ offers all sorts of fun and amusement. Offer your friends, co-workers and enemies the chance to take a ride on the Snarky-go-round™! They'll never forget your generosity!
Experiencing the Snarky-go-round™ is the gift that keeps on giving! It's one that'll show you it truly is better to give than receive!
Now, if you dumb rubes would just follow me, I'll show you our real estate division...
Today we're going to wander over and take a gander at the world's first Snarky-go-round™! Don't get too close Miss! You wouldn't want to accidentally be pelted with Sarcasm! It's tough to get out of fabric I hear.
If you look closely, you can see Sarcasm riding just behind Irony, Wit, and way at the back, sort of off by himself is Pun.
Coming around now we have Surly, Insulticus, his sister Disparagement, and cousins Belittlement and Put-down. Also we have Pejorative and Snidely.
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, the Snarky-go-round™ offers all sorts of fun and amusement. Offer your friends, co-workers and enemies the chance to take a ride on the Snarky-go-round™! They'll never forget your generosity!
Experiencing the Snarky-go-round™ is the gift that keeps on giving! It's one that'll show you it truly is better to give than receive!
Now, if you dumb rubes would just follow me, I'll show you our real estate division...
posted by Surly Canuck at 3:59 p.m.
4 Comments:
hmmm... i feel as though i need an extra dose of sarcasm. perhaps a double shot no fat low foam cinnamon sprinkled sarcasm latte?
An extra dose of sarcasm? Well, you're quite brave now aren't you?
Actually, I'm sorry wendykat, we're fresh out of Sarcasm. You see the sarcasm-mobile is in the shop, and we're having difficulty shipping it in.
Of course, we could just make some fresh out back, but Mr. Lazy and Mr. Surliness are preventing me.
*tapping veins* ah man.. that's some goooood sarcasm..... *drools as passes out*
Ahh, good times, good times...
I MAY have been channeling vagabond today... I was pretty snarky at work today. A lot of well placed shots were fired.
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