New Career Part 3
Celebrity Rich Person (or Rich Celebrity Person)
Pros
No thought required, mind can remain blank at all times
Laws are really just suggestions
Ability to pursue dreams
Can sleep until noon every day
Constant ego stroking
Can encrust jewels on... well your jewels.
Betty Ford will give you a place to stay when you need to dry out
Get to read interesting lies about yourself
Cons
Almost inevitable cocaine nose job
No need to have goals
Keep running into that vapid hotel chick
Constant ego stroking
No one will tell you attaching gems to your tallywhacker is a "Bad Idea" ™
Paparazzi
Get to read embarassing truths about yourself
Pros
No thought required, mind can remain blank at all times
Laws are really just suggestions
Ability to pursue dreams
Can sleep until noon every day
Constant ego stroking
Can encrust jewels on... well your jewels.
Betty Ford will give you a place to stay when you need to dry out
Get to read interesting lies about yourself
Cons
Almost inevitable cocaine nose job
No need to have goals
Keep running into that vapid hotel chick
Constant ego stroking
No one will tell you attaching gems to your tallywhacker is a "Bad Idea" ™
Paparazzi
Get to read embarassing truths about yourself
posted by Surly Canuck at 2:03 p.m.
2 Comments:
i love it! vagabond, the latest celebutante.
does that word work if you're not a girl?
I'm not so hot with the french, but wouldn't it be celebu-oncle?
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